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Now, we invite you to join the conversation by sharing your story, warning, or burning questions for The DOPE DEALER.
So, ASSUMING you ever had a dope dealer (ahem), tell us your favorite story about …
Your best score
Your worst burn
Your ripoff dirtbag dealer
Your Toooooo stoned dealer
Your bought it, forgot it, left bag of weed on the bus story
Your dropped the hits and never saw them again
And if YOU ARE a Dope Dealer, tell us your favorite story about …
Your best score
Your best getaway from the cops
Your best lie about what your drugs were
Your biggest bust!
WHATEVER, it’s YOUR story. Hate typing? Record it and send a link to the file.
ABOUT OUR PROJECT
The DOPE DEALER will NEVER snitch.
No one will have their name or story published anywhere without expressly giving permission. This is purely for fun and research. If we LOVE your story and want to explore the possibility of featuring it in the future, we'll reach out to your email.
Watch your inbox for a special THANK YOU from THE DOPE DEALER, and be sure to like and share socials. Add Sheldon@dope-dealer.com to your contacts or safe sender lists, so you don't miss it.
P.S. Something DOPE is coming soon...
Have no fear- Nothing illegal here-
Nope. We're not selling dope.
In fact, we're not selling anything here. No deals on weed or psychedelics, you dank ganja puffin' DeadHeads, stoners, potheads, strain queens, frying trippers, whippet inhalers, and vaping humanoids.
Your information is safe here.
We swear on sweet mother MaryJane. We would NEVER share or sell your personal information. Everything is strictly confidential. The Dope Dealer can keep a secret.
We just wanna hear from ya.
We believe in building a community of like minded psychonauts and freedom seekers. While politics may divide, Dope Dealer: A Matter of Dosage seeks to UNITE.
FAQ
Life is a mystery. And so is the DOPE DEALER...
He is! And so are YOU in a way...We're working on a film entitled "Dope Dealer: A Matter of Dosage
Maybe you've never scored drugs, or known a "dope dealer," but from the shaman to the pharmacist, the dealer is an archetype; one rarely explored in the first person. With the conversation surrounding how society uses drugs (and our demand for them being greater than ever before), it’s important that we know the following: Who is the gatekeeper from whom we demand access to our minds, and How this story is a reflection of our own personal journey?
YES! We're looking for folks who have interesting stories to tell about dope deals. Ya got a good story? Ya got a bad story? Email us at stories @ dope-dealer.com and let us know. We'd love to include your story in our project. it can even be anonymous. We swear we won't tell the DEA.